EXHIBIT №008
Breaking Down “The Curse”
Eco-conscious housing, a reality-TV producer, and a curse with impeccable timing. Emma Stone and Nathan Fielder at their most uncomfortable.
ON RECORD · JAN 19, 2024LISTEN ↗
PARASOCIAL PRODUCTIONS · WING C · ADMISSION FREE
All The
Horrible Things
A podcast that catalogues the horrible — lovingly, thoroughly, and in that order. Every film, every finale, every thing that goes bump: examined, labelled, and shelved by your curators, Enan & Chris.
VISITOR SERVICE · DRAW A RANDOM HORRIBLE THING
Press the bell. Receive a horror.
THE AUDIO GUIDE / ESSENTIAL · INCLUDED WITH ADMISSION
Every exhibit has
a voice.
We call them episodes. Two curators, one catalogue, and a running commentary on everything the horror genre has done to us lately — and what we did right back.
Available wherever horrible things are streamed:
New exhibits are catalogued as the genre supplies them. The genre never stops supplying.
THE COLLECTION / RECENT ACQUISITIONS
Currently on
display.
Eight exhibits, catalogued in the order the horror arrived. Placards written by the curators. Survivability not guaranteed.
EXHIBIT №007
Dreams Turned Nightmare: “Dream Scenario”
What if everyone started dreaming you — without consent forms. Required listening in the dream recording industry.
ON RECORD · JAN 05, 2024LISTEN ↗
EXHIBIT №006
A Year-End Dive into “Leave the World Behind”
Julia Roberts, Ethan Hawke, and the apocalypse as an uninvited house guest. Year-end wrap-up included at no extra charge.
ON RECORD · DEC 15, 2023LISTEN ↗
EXHIBIT №005
Squid Game Showdown
The games end. The countdown to the finale does the real damage. A showdown in full dress uniform.
ON RECORD · DEC 01, 2023LISTEN ↗
EXHIBIT №004
Horror Gratitude
A Thanksgiving service for the horrible. Attendance mandatory. Bring your own dread.
ON RECORD · NOV 24, 2023LISTEN ↗
EXHIBIT №003
Five Nights at Freddy’s
Animatronics by day. Something else entirely by night shift. The security cam footage is classified.
ON RECORD · NOV 13, 2023LISTEN ↗
EXHIBIT №002
The Fall of the House of Usher
Poe, perfected. The house always wins — the family simply hadn’t read the terms of the lease.
ON RECORD · NOV 10, 2023LISTEN ↗
EXHIBIT №001
Pet Sematary Bloodlines & No One Will Save You
A double bill to open the catalogue: sometimes the horror comes home. Sometimes it falls out of the sky.
ON RECORD · OCT 23, 2023LISTEN ↗
SPECIMEN FOOTAGE / THE MOVING-IMAGE VAULT
Some exhibits
move.
THE CURATORS / TWO SETS OF HANDS, ONE GLOVE
Enan & Chris.
CURATOR I
Enan Joe Heneghan
Novelist, musician, and the catalogue’s founding archivist. Also keeps parasocialize.com, an industry, and a novel running after hours.
CURATOR II
Chris
Co-host. Keeper of the good takes, the worse puns, and the segment nobody approved in advance but everyone approves in retrospect.
VISITOR INFORMATION
Plan your
visit.
HOURS
Whenever something horrible happens. Historically: constantly.
ADMISSION
Free. Your attention is the ticket. Your nerves are the coat check.
GIFT SHOP
The catalogue itself, wherever you stream. Merch pending; dread immediate.
CORRESPONDENCE